How To Not Be Kak

Every day we internet and there is kak. There are kak stories, kak music ( to some), kak photos, kak videos, kak blog posts, kak websites and kak people among other kak things. This might be one of the afore mentioned kak things, but whatever.

Here are three tips to not be kak. Be kak if you wish, but be kak on your own. 

1. Don't wake up on the kak side of the bed.

If you wake up in a kak mood do something you think isn't kak. Like eat your favourite cereal, drink coffee, have a poo or go for a run. We all have things that we enjoy doing that we think are not kak. If you struggle to find a not kak thing to do then go back to sleep until you don't feel kak anymore.

2. Don't let the kak get on you.

You get a flat tire or you shart in your pants on the way to work, or you drop your lunch on a dirty carpet. Or maybe your double capufrappelatteflatty was mistakenly made with almond milk instead of soy milk. Or your favourite bagel place has run out of Norwegian salmon and only has poppy seed bagels left. These things happen and they happen to everyone. Don't let those kak things make your day kak. It could have happened to anyone but it happened to you that one time, this is what makes life fair. Kak things happen to all people and it will inevitably be your turn at one point.
When these things happen take a step back and say to yourself, "Today IS my day. Tomorrow can only be better". A wise person once said, "Shit gets kak. Rivers flow. Deal."

3. If you want to be kak then stay off the internet.